Pageants are stupid, but when I read there was going to be a “Mr. and Miss Williamsburg Pageant” on September 5th, I kinda wanted to go. Something about obnoxious hipsters engaging in a totally obnoxious practice of pageantry is enough motivation for me to wait for the L train, take it to N. 8th Street and watch these goof balls judge each other on what they think is the ultimate level of hipster-ness. It’s really just the nerdy kids in high school getting their sweet revenge. Funny when you think about it that way, no?  Let’s hope peeps don’t take themselves too seriously…