[Redacted]: OMG he is SO cute why didn’t you set me up with him before??

Hitha: To be honest, I never thought you were into those hipster guys and I always thought he was a little too grungy.

[Redacted]: ARE YOU NUTS??

Hitha: Well, he did tell me he dated [redacted] the fashion director of [redacted] magazine.

[Redacted]: STOP IT.

Hitha: Yeah, his stock price rose considerably once I heard that bit of info.